Month: January 2005

  • I found my new computer!

    Maybe this one won’t need so many patches. Patch wires, maybe. Seriously. Now where’s my hover car? I love that it will be easy to use because of Fortran. But of course! Because Fortran is so user-friendly! As long as you don’t forget to put spaces in columns 1-6! Also, what’s that big Love Boat […]

  • What the hell

    Why is it that every day, when I log in to my computer at work, I get prompted to install more Windows security patches? I’m getting pretty damned sick of it. Maybe I’ll just turn the shit off. If I didn’t have to reboot after installing them, it wouldn’t be so bad. And no, before […]