Worst videogame dialogue ever

I picked up a few PS2 games to check out over the weekend. This has got to be some of the worst dialogue ever. Check it out:
“My boy Buck! That’s how G rida gangstas get down and dirty wit’ it. Listen homie, the world is yours. Select the next hood you wanna blaze in. Ya heard.”
“My gangsta ass nigga Buck. Listen here homie. Cortez’s crew is lining up in the hood to race. Finish first. Flip these fools wigs back. Don’t let me down. Holla Back.”
I won’t embarrass the developers by posting the name of the game. Suffice it to say I’ll never make fun of Shenmue’s dialogue again.
“Do you know where I could find some sailors?”