How to Become a Video Game Designer!

I got so excited… when I found this page on How to Become a Video Game Designer. Yay, at last someone can tell me!
But alas, it turned out to just be an advertisement for a book. 🙁
But then I saw this -=K00L=- ad on G4TV about How to Become a Video Game Designer! It goes something like this:
“We’re game developers! And game designers!”
“Dude, can you believe we get to play games ALL DAY?”
“My mom said I would never get ANYWHERE playing games!”
Boss: “Can you guys hurry up, I need another game designed!”
“Okay, just a minute, we have to tune up the graphics in level 3 first!”
Agggggghhhhhh.
So. Bad.