Satori

I’m at a conference today and occasionally pull out my laptop to check email, or get away from a boring lecture, etc. Yeah, I forgot my blackberry. Argh!
I use Trillian as my instant messenger, and have Rendezvous set up as one of the IM clients. Suddenly this category “People Nearby” has started populating [...]

Okay, actually *I* didn’t lose 50 pounds, I lost 50 pounds of monitor!
I finally caved in and replaced my old Dell Trinitron. It’s been a great monitor, I’ve had it about 9 years I think. It’s a 21″, does 1600×1200, and has been very reliable. But it weighs 67 pounds!

Last week my co-worker [...]

Maybe this one won’t need so many patches.
Patch wires, maybe.

Seriously. Now where’s my hover car?
I love that it will be easy to use because of Fortran. But of course! Because Fortran is so user-friendly! As long as you don’t forget to put spaces in columns 1-6!
Also, what’s that big Love Boat wheel [...]

Why is it that every day, when I log in to my computer at work, I get prompted to install more Windows security patches? I’m getting pretty damned sick of it. Maybe I’ll just turn the shit off. If I didn’t have to reboot after installing them, it wouldn’t be so bad.
And no, [...]

ABC News declared bloggers as they’re “People of the Year”. Some nice folks digitized the video and posted it to BoingBoing, and it features cameos from Xeni, Wonkette, and a young girl who … I have no idea who [...]